Holy-fucking-shit! It's raining cats and fucking dogs out there right now and I have to be in at work in less than an hour.

Can I call out, please? PLEASE?!

I work until 11pm. FML. NOT COOL.

:(

"Can I help you find something?"

Oh hai. I work at the super "prestigious" Target in the Bronx now. Jealous? I know you want my 10% discount. Oh, and you envy me in my red and khaki. Don't lie.

For anybody who might've had doubts in their mind about my incident with Chris Rock, I encoded the video and uploaded it - 'cause I'm a bored heifer at work (keep in mind, I'm to his right):



Yes bitches, it happened.